A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
by BWB (credit to his sweetie, BL) March 28, 2008
Get the Pre-Bloatedmug. by Lildicktimmy May 28, 2019
Get the Snail/pre snailmug. Severe paranoia that extremely consumes and transforms a person’s perspectives and way of life in the anticipation of a specific traumatic event that is yet to happen.
Pre-TSD is when a person is so mentally sure that doomsday is coming that they live in a mode of preparation and abandon their normal lifestyles in fear of the day it comes. This personal recognizes what appears to be symobolic synchronizations as factual patterns that act as triggers towards their stress disorder.
Also known as paranoia
Also known as paranoia
by Clevercappy November 26, 2020
Get the Pre-TSDmug. by boopboopbap August 10, 2024
Get the premug. A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
Get the Pre-Poon-Goonmug. A type of slang prefix originating from the W/L community from streamers like Kai Cenat, YourRage, etc.
It is used to humorously predict certain events before they happen.
It is used to humorously predict certain events before they happen.
by W/L anon March 8, 2024
Get the premug. by Jamielynnlei July 27, 2021
Get the Pre-Gamemug.