pocket boner

The buldge created when attempting to sneak food, beer or other contraband into a Movie theater or sports event.

James: "3 packs of m&m's AND a twix bar.. really dog?

Dan: "Always works, but if you keep staring at my pocket boner we'll have to split.

by Ribeyeguy September 20, 2011

Pocket Beer

A beer that was purchased in the past for future consumption, even though you currently were currently consuming other beverages, but knowing that when said cocktails were finished, he would want another beverage.

Rob got super drunk on Saint Patrick’s Day yesterday as a result of all the “pocket beers” he had consumed... not all the cocktails he drank.

by Lucky Robbie March 18, 2018

Pocket Music

The noise that results when a music player is left on, but the ear buds were earlier put in the pocket for some reason and forgotten.

We both thought we were hearing shit, it turned out it was his pocket music.

Me: You hea summthin dawg?
Jamal: Nah dawg you straight trippin.
Me: Shiiiiiiiiiit nigga it was just pocket music!

by RITStonerKid April 7, 2011

milk pocket

Hold milk in the forskin of your uncercumsized penis

I let her suck my milk pocket

by Idubzzzy February 27, 2017

Pocket Shrimp

To have one or more literal or metaphorical skrimps in one's pocket

"Say Joe, what up wit' dat pocket shrimp you got?"

by Muff Olson January 7, 2022

Pocket jalapeno

To bring your own Jalapeno to a restaurant to avoid being charged a small fee for a side of Jalapeno that is so small that you have to go rant on facebook or Yelp and slander a buisness because you're a child.

Thank God I brought a Pocket jalapeno out to eat, I would've hated to complain again over such a irrelevant issue involving paying a small fee for a side.

by PeteyMartini December 28, 2018

Finger pocket

Vagina

Her: "Hey babe wanna play w my finger pocket?"
Him: absolutely!

by STU12 May 22, 2022