Penis Tuck

The act of tucking ones penis and balls between the legs so as to look like a woman.

I hear that cross-dressing queer Sal changed his name to Sally. I saw a picture of him dressed in women's lingerie and doing a penis tuck to hide his manhood.

Penis Tuck by RV2PHX June 16, 2008

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penis

a big thing on women's body

dang, that girl has a big penis

penis by Fred is shitty= November 1, 2019

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penis

a fuckin dick

look a fickin penis

penis by personfacewithanose May 5, 2015

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penis toe

when a man's underwear is so high that his balls fall out of them.

"holy shit, men with penis toes love milkshakes"

penis toe by sixtynine January 1, 2007

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Penis Connoisseur

A girl or gay male who has sucked so much cock and knows penis so intimately that he/she can easily tell the difference between a blue ribbon winning penis and sub-par penis.

Damn that Hillary is a real penis connoisseur. She gave me a 7.5/10

Penis Connoisseur by Matt VB June 4, 2007

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A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

A Momentary Lapse of Penis by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

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Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.

Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!

Penis Battler by Oz January 29, 2005

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