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face palm

When something idiotic or stupid is said. Can be called by the person who made the stupid remark or whoever heard it. To face palm you can either call out "face palm" or just do it but either way you must firmly smack your forehead with your palm.
1.) Ally: OMG! Where's my phone?! I can't find it!!

Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..

Ally: Face palm..

2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!

Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.

Beth: .......UGH

3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!

Jordan: That's a girl.

Jane: *face palm*
by Sparkles the Unicorn December 14, 2011
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Palinate

(PAY-lin-ate) To give a bullshit answer that has nothing to do with the question that was asked.
That guy was sounding hot until I asked him what he did for a living. He totally palinated. Another unemployed loser, so he ain't touchin' this.
by jwwf January 18, 2009
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palomar

n. a communinty college in San Diego that is often considered to be more like thirteenth grade rather than actually college
Joey: Hey Jens where are you going to college?
Jens: I am actually going to Palomar.
Joey: Hahahah, Jens, Palomar isn't college, its thirteenth grade
by JBizzou July 31, 2006
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Pullin' a Palin

Quitting after realizing you can't withstand basic criticisms and complications of the job you have.
1. "I hear Dave was Pullin' a Palin at his new job after his boss yelled at him for being late all week."

2. "Sarah Palin was facing numerous ethics probes and public insults. Since she doesn't have the fortitude or commitment to fulfill her post as a state governor under such common scrutinizing, she announced the other day that she was Pullin' a Palin. It's a good thing she wasn't the Vice President at the time."
by RetardTrig July 12, 2009
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Sarah Palin MILF

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.
by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010
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Palace of Wisdom

Palace of Wisdom is a Boston area heavy metal band that formed in the early 90s. They derived their name from the William Blake quote "the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
Lloyd's favorite Palace of wisdom song is Kill Machine.

I saw Palace of Wisdom at the Rathskeller with Gertrude in 1997.
by Rabelshaw March 13, 2010
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PALCS Kid

Students (and sometimes alumni) of Pennsylvania Leadership Charter School (PALCS.) PALCS Kids typically have a fondness of cats, pop-tarts and energy drinks and involvement in school field trips and activities such as student government. A PALCS Kid has a twisted sense of humor and often takes interest in things that are generally considered to be out of the norm. They are an artsy, politically minded bunch who would most likely be deemed as "one of those weird kids" in a brick and mortar school setting, but all in all, a PALCS Kid has heart. It takes something special to be a true PALCS Kid.
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by Poptarts_and_Donkeys May 19, 2011
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