I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

The Sterling knight opening

When you start a chess game as white, and for the first 5 turns you only move your knights

“Dang Jimmy! I didn’t know you were familiar with the Sterling knight opening!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 26, 2025

Serbian Arch Bishop Opening

When you start as white, and move both your pawns in front of your knight up one, then move both your bishops to each flank

“Oh Zachary, how dare you use the Serbian Arch Bishop Opening on me, I’ve been flanked more than a civil war gangbang!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 28, 2025

Open/mineded

The ability to openly mine assets over conventional wisdom and constraints that focused completely on discarding all values determined by man.

Sherry: I’m not really for this Phil

Phil: All you have to be is open/mineded, it’s coming regardless and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

by PsiRuiz April 30, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.> Eye Opening Asaramiento<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Eye Opening Asaramiento<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.> Eye Opening Asaramiento<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more

no thanks, open other celibate down

by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025

The Can Opener

(V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.

Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”

by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022