NUMBER 3

Taking a Pee is a number 1.
Taking a Dump is a number 2.
Doing both at the same time is a number 3.

Bob laughed so hard that he didn't just piss his pants, he did a number 3...pissed an shit himself at the same time!

NUMBER 3 by Hardtokill May 12, 2011

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Number 27

Home to Miss World 1943.
Mother of Steven Adams.
This lady looks older than she is. Hence 1943, She looks older than her mutha.

Yo, He did that old bird from number 27.

Number 27 by Bobby November 16, 2004

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Numberwang

When you see the largest yield since in a long period of time. (Typically used in reference to the year 2018)

Did you see that, that we numberwang!

"Numberwang! Call Dr. leche"

Numberwang by TheRealBee May 23, 2019

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numberskull

A word possibly first coined by the science fiction writer Rudy Rucker. I think he meant by it a person who is into numbers a lot, but doesn't think about their meaning, usefulness, or statistical validity.

The baseball fan computed the Earned Run Averages of his favorite pitchers out to 4 decimal places, which makes him a numberskull.

numberskull by Salfadoor Dolly September 14, 2012

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<.7.9.7.6.>Evil Individuals Are Exiled From Hashtag And Numbers<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

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number-toupe'

during a sexual experience,when one defecates upon another's bald scalp, creating the illusion of a prefessionally purchased toupe'

His number-toupe' looked better than if he used rogaine.

number-toupe' by ryan daugherty December 20, 2007

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