dead cock

A dead cock is the meaning for having a very sore penis. It can happen from the following.

1. Have sex so many times in 1 day.

2. Getting punched/kicked in the penis.

3. Masturbating a lot.

1. ''Hmmmm, oooowww. Fuck man! that bitch road me all night!''

2. ''I got the most deadest cock ever!, gorge is going around punching people in the cock, watch out dude.''

3. ''Wow, i never knew you could get a dead cock from masturbating a lot!, well fred don't try to wank(masturbate) 50 times in one day.I'll be out of juice the next month.''
fred: ''Hahaha, iv'e had that same experience before''

by adam096 December 22, 2009

dead thread

when, during an online thread, there is a fight/interferance that causes the creator of the thread to stop the communication inside of it.

Billy: ok guys, this is getting out of hand. DEAD THREAD!

by kjdfhldksdsncn December 30, 2009

che dead

A noun meaning to fake one's death through the use of chat and lurk for many years to come while vowing through others that you are really dead.

This is similar to the phenomenon of leaving chat 'forever' and returning 5 mins later.
As well as faking a stroke or serious illness to gain attention.

The 'death' of CHE, the 'stroke' of Mikron and many other incidents of chatdom.

by ;) November 19, 2004

The Dead Milkmen

A very OLD punk band.

The Dead Milkmen are weird

by Larstait November 11, 2003

Dead Flowers

Dead flowers is a song by the Rolling Stones which in this case is defined as heroin.

Send me dead flowers every morning (phrase from the song)

by Sir Coley September 14, 2006

The walking dead

The best show tv has ever seen. It stars Andrew Lincoln has the main character a(rick grimes), and Norman Reedus

as is best friend. Quite frankly 2 of the best chacaters of all time

Dude1 = have you watched the walking dead . Negan is so bad a33

Dude2 = ye isnt he

by Girls123 June 29, 2017

Dead Tree

to fold yourself in half and hang like a dead tree. can be used while dancing if you can not think of a better pose.

while dancing i completely forgot what to do so i just did the dead tree.

by the CIT July 14, 2011