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ninja-bitchy

This is a word to describe how girls are fake, dishonest and evil to each other by doing sly, under the radar things to one another i.e. passing mean unsigned notes, sending rude texts, tagging things on bathroom walls, spreading rumors, leaving people out..you know bitchy like a mean girl, quiet and sneaky like a ninja.
As opposed to being a cool chick.

Related to the noun, ninja-bitch

"Uhhgg she is such a ninja-bitch, I know she's the one doing it."

"Stop being soo ninja-bitchy, just say what you need to say to my face."

"We should totally 'accidentally' go spill our drink on her...Well maybe not, may be that's a little too ninja-bitchy"
by Worksinaschool girl February 9, 2010
mugGet the ninja-bitchymug.

ninja bar

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink
Dude what the hell happened last night at Beer Olympics? I was fine... only drinking natty lites until I just blacked out!

Bro you don't remember? Ahaha Taylor ninja barred the shit out of you!
by chinesepirate January 8, 2019
mugGet the ninja barmug.

inner ninja

Someone who doesn't sweat, fears, bleeds, or sheds tears in the face of adversity.
"– Man, that was dope!
– You think?
– What're you, like, a third degree black belt?
– Actually, I'm not even in karate but I've found... my inner ninja!"

See. "My inner ninja" song by Classified.
by ChickaBOM February 10, 2014
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Sneaky Ninja

The Sneaky Ninja is a way of hiding your erection whilst in your jeans at a lap-dancing club, the art of tucking it away so they can't grind extra tips out of you.
So did she get you hard? Yeah but the ol sneaky ninja didn't give it away.
by MilkyBarKid15 September 27, 2015
mugGet the Sneaky Ninjamug.

Ninja max

The most stealthy version of max that is always befriending karate raccoons and wearing a ski mask.
I once saw a ninja max surrounded by a horde of rabid raccoons all wearing ninja masks.
by FuriousChocolate July 14, 2020
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Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.
Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.
by DLTZ April 28, 2013
mugGet the Cookie Ninjamug.

Ninja-Flipping

The combination of Acid(LSD), Psilocybin containing mushrooms, Molly(MDMA) and Mescaline.

The result is a state of heightened awareness that has been referred to as "Hyper Reality".

Muscimol containing mushrooms can be substituted for Psilocybin containing mushrooms for a milder effect. Analogs of Mescaline such as 2CI or 2CB can be substituted for isolated Mescaline to avoid vomiting induced by consuming Mescaline containing cactus(Peyote). The designer drug known as Ecstacy(E) is not recommended as a substitute for Molly(MDMA) as the toxicity of pressed tablets is harder to verify.
Person A: Did you see how he evaded the cops? It was like something out of The Matrix!
Person B: Yeah, he was talking about some other shit, must have been Ninja-Flipping.
by Strider shin January 31, 2022
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