Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018

Ninja Baby

Under the radar of government servalance. An entity that does not receive government assistance. An entity that is not registered in the vital records. An entity with unlimited rights.

Im the first one in my family to have a ninja baby

by Huckleboy February 11, 2017

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

Ninja-tits

A women who has a flat chest

Did you see her? Where’s her tits? She got ninja-tits!

by TheDeathlyVirus February 11, 2018

status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

by mangyoldog January 10, 2013

ninja-kickarific

an act that was so terrific a ninja could have performed it.

man that guys landing was ninja-kickarific

by emoizzy135 July 8, 2012

carpentry ninja

A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.

This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...

by carpentryninja1 November 27, 2011