Jack Nap

The act of jacking off before taking a nap.

Have you seen Andy? Is he downstairs taking a jack nap?

by PH2025 October 19, 2025

Isaiah Nap

When you plan to take short nap and instead hours pass by, so long you forget everything that happened beforehand.

A long nap that is akin to a food coma after Thanksgiving, but taken intentionally without the need for food intake.

1: Man I just woke up
2: How long did you even sleep for
1: Oh it was nice, it was a little Isaiah Nap, so just a long time.

by tre_swift October 25, 2025

Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.

We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.

by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025

Fart Nap

When you pretend to be sleeping so you can rip ass with no consequences.

“We know, Brandon ain’t sleeping. He’s always taking a fart nap.”

by Joe-Joeeee November 22, 2025

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Snappy nap

A quick midday nap to recharge your battery. It is not long, but just enough to get you through the day.

Hey Carl, I’m going to take a snappy nap, do not call and bother me for the next 30 minutes.

by Amanda‘s dad March 5, 2025