Basically something that surprised you or that is undefinable/indescribable, anything you can't talk about in your current situation or in public.
Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.
Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.
Something to draw attention away from something.
Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.
Also known as a social life saver.
Something to be shouted when someone starts talking about something taboo in the current audience.
Something to be used to distract or change the conversation.
Something to draw attention away from something.
Something abstract to confuse and draw attention.
Also known as a social life saver.
When those street magicians preform, and they distract you with a decoy coin, only to have the real one show up in you hand, THAT'S a dirt nougat!
When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.
when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.
Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
When a ninja is caught in a tight spot and throws a smoke bomb, that's a dirt nougat.
when you fail and you do something awesome to make up for it, that's a dirt nougat.
Before Tim Allen was famous, he was caught with a shit load of cocaine, then he became a famous actor/ comedian, and nobody remembers, THAT was a dirt nougat.
by big115bird May 28, 2013
Get the Dirt nougat mug.An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded
Etymology
1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.
2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*
Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.
** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes
See - Mac Lethal's epic Yortard dis-rap: y outube dot com / watch?v=32p8d6OudgU
Yortard - noun
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"
Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,
"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition
of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!
Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...
You'reba Linda!"
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(1) Vixen <---- You can find definitions here, but look for username Booobs.
(2)Angels- You find these very rarely, and are usually already taken. You poor, poor soul. Don't you fret. You will find your Sarah or Jennifer soon. They are what you want, they have flaws, but are perfect, spiritually, mentally, and physically. Most likely they are straight, but you go gays!
(3)Devil Blood- They will lure you in with good looks, get everyone's phone number, introduce you to an even better looking person, get you to cheat(somehow), lure you into sex, find out you were cheating, and threaten you to the point where you are stuck in an abusive relationship and can't even call to tell your family to get you out of there, because they will send that incriminating evidence to your family and friends who will probably separate you from all of them.
(1) Vixen <---- You can find definitions here, but look for username Booobs.
(2)Angels- You find these very rarely, and are usually already taken. You poor, poor soul. Don't you fret. You will find your Sarah or Jennifer soon. They are what you want, they have flaws, but are perfect, spiritually, mentally, and physically. Most likely they are straight, but you go gays!
(3)Devil Blood- They will lure you in with good looks, get everyone's phone number, introduce you to an even better looking person, get you to cheat(somehow), lure you into sex, find out you were cheating, and threaten you to the point where you are stuck in an abusive relationship and can't even call to tell your family to get you out of there, because they will send that incriminating evidence to your family and friends who will probably separate you from all of them.
(1)
John- Hey, I met Sierra at the club yesterday. She's a vixen.
Jake- I've met her too, you fall in love with that girl, no going back. Don't piss her off though.
(2)
Jake (aforementioned)- Woah, Sarah is soooo pretty. I think she's dating Denise. One day.
-Anna bumps into Jake-
Anna- Oh, they just broke up. You can try and go for her, but I think she only likes girls.
Jake- Okay.
(3)
Jordan- What the fuck?! Get your pussy away from me!
Chloe- Uh, you turned on this relationship, so you deal with the consequences.
-5 months later-
Chloe- HOW DARE YOU FUCKING CHEAT ON ME! I'm gonna text your friends if you keep slamming hole with her.
Jordan- I never liked you anyways. Kelly is a way better gf than you are!
(Please, no-one that has these names should be offended. You are probably a great person, who does not treat girl (noun) like a toy.)
John- Hey, I met Sierra at the club yesterday. She's a vixen.
Jake- I've met her too, you fall in love with that girl, no going back. Don't piss her off though.
(2)
Jake (aforementioned)- Woah, Sarah is soooo pretty. I think she's dating Denise. One day.
-Anna bumps into Jake-
Anna- Oh, they just broke up. You can try and go for her, but I think she only likes girls.
Jake- Okay.
(3)
Jordan- What the fuck?! Get your pussy away from me!
Chloe- Uh, you turned on this relationship, so you deal with the consequences.
-5 months later-
Chloe- HOW DARE YOU FUCKING CHEAT ON ME! I'm gonna text your friends if you keep slamming hole with her.
Jordan- I never liked you anyways. Kelly is a way better gf than you are!
(Please, no-one that has these names should be offended. You are probably a great person, who does not treat girl (noun) like a toy.)
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