by Twizzy-Mac May 31, 2018
Get the yeet’n skeet mug.when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.
" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"
"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"
"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"
by stfumct September 5, 2016
Get the the old pinch n' squat mug.While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.
by J3hst3r September 3, 2010
Get the Scratch n' Sniff mug.Kevin Stryker the squigs n skimp of the town weighs in at 200 pounds. He's in 7th grade. Haha, what a fat fat ass
by Horatio Sanchez May 19, 2003
Get the Squigs n skimp mug.Aaron went onto columbiancupid.com and was order'n summin up and she is suppose to arrive next week with her kids and grandkids.
by Andrew420 December 19, 2011
Get the Order'n Summin Up mug.A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.
Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"
Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
by PooterMagee November 27, 2012
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