yeet’n skeet

A collaboration of words to describe a certain level of excitement or physical activity

Man I’m finna yeet’n skeet

by Twizzy-Mac May 31, 2018

the old pinch n' squat

when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.

" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"

"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"

by stfumct September 5, 2016

Scratch n' Sniff

Scrapes on the Penis from a heavy breather

While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.

by J3hst3r September 3, 2010

Squigs n skimp

a fat kid who will never turn down an opportnity to get food.

Kevin Stryker the squigs n skimp of the town weighs in at 200 pounds. He's in 7th grade. Haha, what a fat fat ass

by Horatio Sanchez May 19, 2003

Order'n Summin Up

Going online to find a date/wife/hookup.

Aaron went onto columbiancupid.com and was order'n summin up and she is suppose to arrive next week with her kids and grandkids.

by Andrew420 December 19, 2011

poot-n-scoot

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.

Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"

by PooterMagee November 27, 2012

Poke N' Scoot

When one engages in sexual intercourse on a Razor scooter while in motion

Scotty is the master of the Poke N' Scoot.
Dan failed miserably while attempting the Poke N' Scoot

by Cheesebender January 23, 2017