muffin button

An affectionate nickname for the clitoris

All it takes it a little press of her muffin button and she'll come like a busted fire hydrant.

by evan99 July 26, 2006

Russian Muffin

Getting double fisted by an Englishman.

I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.

by Concord Academy January 22, 2009

ginger muffin

a girl who enjoys her muffin in the evenings and has ginger hair. just muffin if not ginger.

can ginger muffin come for a film

no shes buisy enjoying her muffin

by madman452 January 19, 2010

Dirt muffin

A person or animal that is filthy, but that you otherwise find endearing and love.

Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"

Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."

by notawombat2 July 21, 2011

corn muffin

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)

some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself

by Rodberg December 22, 2010

golden muffin

1. To obtain a prized piece of ass, oftentimes a woman who can cook a man eggs and turn him out

2. After a sexual conquest, the act of peein on the vagina.

1. When Rob found Gina, he really scored a golden muffin. She can cook a steak, and carries and opens his beer with her tits.

2. Steve gave Mary a golden muffin, effectively making his territiory

by The Latin Tornado January 14, 2008

Dugan Muffin

Originates from the word dugan, although it sounds much, much awesomer. Used to describe something really crappy.

Me: Dude, science class was like a dugan muffin.

My friend: I know, it always is. My grades suck because her handwriting is like a dugan muffin expanding in my body.

Me: I haven't taken any real notes in two months.
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My friend: Dugan muffins, we have a test today and I didn't study.

by Titanium booner February 4, 2010