muffin button

All it takes it a little press of her muffin button and she'll come like a busted fire hydrant.
by evan99 July 26, 2006
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Russian Muffin

I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.
by Concord Academy October 12, 2008
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ginger muffin

a girl who enjoys her muffin in the evenings and has ginger hair. just muffin if not ginger.
can ginger muffin come for a film

no shes buisy enjoying her muffin
by madman452 January 18, 2010
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Dirt muffin

A person or animal that is filthy, but that you otherwise find endearing and love.
Ex. (talking to cat) "Mr. Buttons, what HAVE you been doing?!? You look like a total dirt muffin!!"

Ex. "I love you, but you look like a dirt muffin. Go shower before we go out for drinks."
by notawombat2 July 21, 2011
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corn muffin

pre prepubescent homosexual (faggot)
some little cock suckin' corn muffin asked me if i wanted to buy some cookies.. i told him to go fuck himself
by Rodberg December 21, 2010
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Man Muffin

A " Man Muffin " Is a person who you would do sexual things to
oohhh, chantelle see that guy aint he a "man muffin"
by Osidion998866 July 25, 2009
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Dugan Muffin

Originates from the word dugan, although it sounds much, much awesomer. Used to describe something really crappy.
Me: Dude, science class was like a dugan muffin.

My friend: I know, it always is. My grades suck because her handwriting is like a dugan muffin expanding in my body.

Me: I haven't taken any real notes in two months.
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My friend: Dugan muffins, we have a test today and I didn't study.
by Titanium booner February 05, 2010
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