Middle School

The only place in the world where you get tortured for being smart, average, or unique. The popular kids rule, even though they usually are mean & suckish
Like prison, but prison is safer.

Girl: Im taking art in middle school this year.
Boy: Thats lame, and totally uncool.
Girl: No, Im really good at art, its cool to me.
Boy: But im popular and i say its not, so there! 'points at Girl and laughs'

by K.Kool July 18, 2009

Durham middle school

a middle school located in Cobb county, Georgia next to Frey elementary school. where all the white kids try to act black and popularity means more than anything else. you will not be socially accepted in this school unless you wear nike and under amour. the 7th graders think they are much more mature than the 6th graders, when they were 6th graders a few months ago. everyone thinks half of the teachers are gay, but they are actually married. girls go to school stating "Ugg season", wearing cheap Walmart shoes. this school is district for Harrison and Allatoona high school. Both are known for drug use and having sex in the bathrooms during class change. Harrison is highly populated in gays and homosexuals. Durham is where kids think academic club is a sport. This is also in the state where if there is one snow flurry sighted, all the schools get shut down for a week.

"What middle school did you go to?"
"Durham middle school."
"Oh... I'm sorry.."

by lolwutdidyousay September 2, 2013

MIDLF

Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.

Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!

Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.

by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Midori

Midori is a fragile soul. She has a mind of her own and is highly sensitive. Shes beautiful and funny, and shes one of the most adventurous people you'll meet. She loves outdoors, and being free. She hurts a lot but takes her time to persist in different things. Shes open to talk to anyone she knows well, and opens up to who she trusts. And if she trusts you, you should be very grateful. she keeps on trying for people, no matter what happens. She is a sweet soul sent from heaven but when you upset her, prepare to be killed.

Midori, shy, beauty

by The one and only meee February 22, 2019

A ponder of Midgets

is the term used to describe a group of midgets (short people)

Look at that ponder of midgets

by Ben_236 July 27, 2004

Middle child syndrome

When a middle child - typically of a family of three kids who are close in age - feels left out or neglected.

Because the bigger sibling is the first born and typically an over-achiever, they are the most important and get the most privileges. A younger sibling is the 'baby' of a family and gets away with more as well as being the most looked-after. Middle-child syndrome starts when the middle child is squeezed between these two and have trouble finding their 'niche' in the family.

Middle children will sometimes...
-misbehave to get attention
-go with the flow
-work as little as possible
-be less parent-dependent then their siblings
-become the 'loner' of the family, not participate in family events unless told to.
-play the peacemaker
-be more likely to go to a friend for advice than a parent
-be very creative

In short its where the older child gets all the awards, the younger gets all the love, and the middle gets nothing.

(A real-life example of what happened to my younger sis, who suffers from middle child syndrome)

Oldest: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Lets go pick you out a car!
Oldest: Yay!

-1 1/2 yrs later-

Middle: Hey I just turned 16!
Mom: Oh.. er.. well we're still paying for your sib's car, so you'll have to just borrow from her when you can..
Middle: >.>

-2 yrs later-

Youngest: Hey! I just turned 16!
Mom: Yay! And I just finished paying for the other car! Lets go get you a car!
Middle: Hey! I should be the next one to get a new car!
Youngest: but its MY birthday
middle: Thats stupid
youngest: MOMMY SHE JUST CALLED ME STUPID!!
mom: Be nice to your little sister on her birthday!! Come on, birthday-girl! Lets go get that car!
Youngest: WOO!

by Oldest July 19, 2009

Otto Middle School

This school is located in Plano Texas around a rich area full of crakers. There’s a Starbucks near by where kids say they’re gonna fight but end up backing out because they have no balls. And counselors pulling up trying to stop problems off school property even though they don’t get paid enough. These counselors include a male that looks like he’s pregnant with 10 children, a real life mrs. Crabs that can only walk inside the class sideways, and one of Santa’s elves. And Homer Simpson as the assistant principal. Along with a black assistant principle that will send you to ISS for looking at her the wrong way. And Otto has the highest rate of gay kids in middle school. With some people showing their ass naked to seduce straight niggas. And you can’t walk down the hallway without getting ear raped by some boys who can scream louder than a seven year old girl. And so many snakes there you’ll think you in the jungle. The highlights include a pornstar teacher, gay niggas, ugly ass hoes, a bunch of depressed kids and some 8 grade pedophiles.

“Mom can I go to otto middle school”
“Son I’d rather you have six with me”

by Myselfphnx on snap and insta May 29, 2019