a Maffelaar is a fictional character that originated less than a year ago. The characteristics of a Maffelaar are as follows: big ears, upright hair, wrinkles, scars, bags, big lips, earrings, muscular arms, six-pack, bare upper body, head way bigger than the body, weird hands with weird fingers, no neck, a lot of hair on the body and a big manly penis. The maffelaar is always a man and does not breed with other Maffelaren because that would be gay amirite, but epic people like me bring them in the world. The length of a Maffelaar is about 60 cm and the weight is 75 kg
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