script monkey

A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.

We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 11, 2019

Show Monkey

A person who just does things for laughs/reactions out of people; a social clown. Typically when the person is known to be a jokester.

Also for people who become class clowns but as an a adult outside of class.

e.g My Assistant Store Manager: "STOP thinking I'm some kind of Show Monkey when it comes to me making fun of people who get caught stealing"

e.g "I'm a Show Monkey when it comes to ripping on people for their shoes"

by juxtapositionofsouls January 24, 2022

rum and monkey

A website that is full of stuff to do when you are bored. Or need to laugh.

Kid A :I just did the pop quiz on rum and monkey! I'm so not bored now!

Parent : No one cares, quit life.

by Moon Biscuit May 4, 2005

Not my Circus, Not my Monkey

A fancy way of saying “Not my Problem“

Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?

Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester

by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020

Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.

You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space

by The G November 28, 2003

Hairy monkey

weed, grass, marijuana

smoking the hairy monkey

by Del83 June 16, 2009

Ice Monkey

When two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.

The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.

If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied

The two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor Bruce became an ice monkey.
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .

by UrbanKnowsAll111 June 21, 2010