A rare sub-population of dyke. Often of unkempt appearance and usually sporting a flannelette shirt complemented by a pair of skate shoes &/or boots.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
Although similar to the common 'butch dyke' or 'bulldyke' in demeanor, obesity and general shitness: lady pooftas are distinguishable by the appearance of foam under the armpit (particularly prominent in hotter climates) and highly pronounced facial and back hair. Further differentiation also arises in the feet and genitals, where phenotypically webbed-toes and a large clitoris are observed.
Due to this particularly large clitoris, most lady pooftas are capable of producing what is commonly referred to as a 'veginis'.
#1 'Dude did you hear about Tammy?'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
#2 'Tammy? That lady poofta on 5th and Main?'
#1 'Yeah dude, Sarah tells me she pulls a pretty convincing veginis'
by Lemistree June 10, 2011
by Mang334 August 12, 2017
The white gooey stuff that excretes from a women's vagina during sex, either ejaculation or the cream from a yeast infection. May be good or bad depending on the situation.
"Dude that girl was squirting lady glaze all over the place last night."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
by BigTunaCanDoThisAllDay June 30, 2022
An artist who is more famous than you'll ever be, love her or hate her, so deal with it and shut the fuck up.
Lady Gaga is somewhere between classy and trashy, but hey, you're a whore anyway, so I wouldn't be talking.
by SaladOnTop May 31, 2011
Created in October of 2004 by an individual named Rafiki of Oregon. When a man, more notably a guy, is going out with a woman but is unwilling to give the relationship a name (e.g girlfriend), the woman is described as a lady friend.
by en.Fuego November 15, 2010
Very similar to feminem . A name for the homophobic depressed rapper, Eminem, or Marshall Mathers. Because one his rap names is Slim Shady, people decided to make fun of it and turn it into Slim Lady, because he resembles one.
I went to a Slim Lady concert and there were 13 year old girls that were soon to be beaten along with 20 year old dangerous black men.
by OliverS May 15, 2005
by zugzugpat February 18, 2013