Johnny (or Johnson) is a phrase that is called at an inanimate object, or at a movement in replacement for its actual name.
Hey bud pass me that Johnny over there
Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor
Gave him one of these Johnson’s (a punch in the face for example) and he was knocked out on the floor
by A’bryte March 26, 2023
Get the Johnnymug. Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/
1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.
2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.
3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”
noun
/jon-ee/
1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.
2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.
3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”
by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025
Get the Johnnymug. "Just got a hot johnny, this set was just moved up two days! We need it finished by the end of the day!"
by thatGinger95 April 28, 2023
Get the Hot Johnnymug. Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
Get the Johnniemug. 
A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.
Man I sure love Johnny o groats
Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.
Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.
by Oagyhenderfrewstone February 20, 2024
Get the Johnny o groatsmug. Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
by Db.on.db December 18, 2023
Get the Johnny Big Cockmug.