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Jason

Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.
I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.
by bloom1 March 18, 2022
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Jason Eisler

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by Domain Name Advisor May 13, 2021
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Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.
My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!
by Daniyo January 28, 2021
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Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jasonate

1. To take over an event while not caring about anybody else's time.

2. Cause a meeting to go over it's alloted time while rambling on.
He's about to jasonate this meeting, I've got shit to do right afterwards.

This meeting ws supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but here he goes, jasonating like always.
by Friday 2 Tuesday December 8, 2023
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Jason lord

Brian: Yo my dick's 2 inches long

Lines: you Jason lord
by Ryann r April 11, 2023
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Jason

Derived from the name of former Southampton and Crystal Palace player Jason Puncheon.

Used to describe a person who's apparent girlfriend / boyfriend / partner is significantly more attractive than them, as in they are (Jason) punchin'.
"hey mate, check out the guy at the door, what an absolute Jason."

"Yeh shes beautiful, that guy is totally Jason."

Waiter: Check out Jason at Table 3.
Barman: There is no way she's with that guy!

Waiter: Yup, must be a drug dealer or have a massive d*#k. Coz he ugly as hell.
by Bigandyk August 22, 2023
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