People from Schenectady.
by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway November 10, 2007
Sling n' yay on the streets and looking at it as a sport or hobby you like to do. Like playing football or basketball but your sport of selling cocaine is called Crack Ball.
Armando: Man you know that fool only likes to play crack ball now.
Joker: word?
Play n' crack ball seemes to be my favorite sport.
Joker: word?
Play n' crack ball seemes to be my favorite sport.
by I live in the November 25, 2007
by S May 05, 2003
An insult used by police officers from one station in central London, to describe a person who is completely obnoxious, irritating, incompetent or just plain stupid to such a degree it's funny, can be a member of the public or a colleague, usually a senior officer. Its use is mainly limited to one police station, but is starting to spread
"did you hear that bloke I nicked, saying he was going to get me sacked 'cos his uncle's a barrister?"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
"yeah, what an utter fuckin crack spastic!"
by lajopi 292 August 09, 2007
When taking a dog for a walk and they get these sudden bursts of energy and start running around in circles as if they just consumed a large quanity of crack. Hence these are called "Crack Circles."
by Turd Blossom January 15, 2012
Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019
Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.
by Samael April 03, 2006