Trump’s Second Coming

The “Great Awakening” among diehard Trumpists-QAnonists for their twice-impeached “political savior” and the “anointed one” to come back to free the country from the “Deep State” and to make America greater again—they couldn’t believe that President Biden is officially inaugurated, because they were expecting President Trump to declare martial law to remain in power for four more years.

With millions of hardcore supporters itching to hear from their ex-Twitterer-in-Chief directly, their only hope now is to keep the faith in Trump’s second coming, which might take place in 2024 or 2028, if he’s not barred from public office by Senate lawmakers.

by MathPlus January 20, 2021

I'm gonna second that

When you finish making a sandwich and you go to put the condiments away, someone comes up behind you and says "wait I'm gonna second that!"

Basically when someone saves you from having to out something away.

Sweet relief.

"Hey man don't put the peanut butter and jelly back I'm gonna second that"

by parisfranke September 30, 2008

second amendmented

The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.

A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.

by jesster79 December 29, 2019

Second Prestige at life

Adjetive: When someone is so brofesional that they are above people who are not bros.

Lucas, Remy, Steven, Brendan, Jake, and Will are second prestige at life.

by Hideki Okajima October 15, 2011

The second mouse gets the cheese.

The response you say to someone who chastises you for not being early or on time. The first mouse gets killed in the trap leaving the cheese for the second mouse.

You are late getting to the box office to buy tickets for a concert and the guy who has been waiting in line for hours tells you, "Dude, the early bird gets the worm!" You respond by saying, "Yeah, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

by AC137 October 4, 2009

30 Second Tokio Romance

1) A fan of 30 Seconds to Mars, Tokio Hotel, and My Chemical Romance.

2) A quickie with a Japanese prostitute.

1) I'm a die hard 30 Second Tokio Romance fan.

2) Last night, I had a 30 Second Tokio Romance with a girl named Candi.

by LetoKaulitzWay July 7, 2009

Twitter second death syndrome

The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.

by coupondad7 July 13, 2015