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Hot neck

Farting onto the back of the person's head who is sitting in front of you, while seated in stacked, row-style seats typically found in arena or stadium venues.
Derrick, while enjoying a fine hockey game in the nosebleed section, farted . Unfortunately, Derrick did not backboard the fart thus seeping it out via the front onto Dylan's head, who was seated head to crotch level in front of him. The fart's heat gave Dylan a hot neck.
by The neato torpedo May 3, 2018
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THE Hot Seat

When two people have to poop at the same time. They perform the Hot Seat.

Subject one sits on the toilet with legs spread to make a hole, while subject two faces subject one and sits on his lap and poops between subject ones legs.
Harold and I had to take a shit, so we went ahead and did the hot seat.
by Catastrophic ASS Blaster July 30, 2016
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hot carl

Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
by yourgod December 28, 2005
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Hot Wendy

A lewd act similar to a hot carl. Whereas a hot carl involves shitting in someone's mouth and taping it shut, a hot wendy substitutes a used tampon for the fecal matter.
I totally gave Howe a Hot Wendy.
by Phunkspace March 3, 2005
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shit hot

when something is so damn cool that there is no other way to describe it
Did you see his brand new porsche it was shit hot!
by myglocksick October 6, 2008
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Hot Toddie

The act of throwing up on your dick and balls while taking a shit.
Tom was taking a shit at the bar, tried to puke between his legs, and gave himself a hot toddie
by Guywhohugs December 19, 2018
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Hot Haddad

To Take a hot steaming dump on your finger (your index) and smear it into someone's ear.
George gave Jonny a Hot Haddad.
by IIIIIJARIIIII October 23, 2011
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