happenstance

happening by coincidence, accidentally and unintended

By happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other's gift in the same store.

by Caro D December 15, 2008

Happy Puppy

When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.

Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.

by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Make shit happen

- Something you can say you're going to do as an excuse to get drunk with a "purpose" which is to "make shit happen".

The idea is that planning out an evening is stupid. The key is to start drinking and let the booze take you on a journey.

"Making shit happen" is purposely vague as to allow your imagination to conjur up images of whatever drunken revelry it can.

- An excuse to attempt an awesome but usually ineffective play in a game or sport

- Change the game

- Create a ridiculous situation one way or another, usually involving alochol and/or bad judgement.

People sitting at home:

P1: "What are doing tonight?

P2: "Nothin much, why?"
P1: "Figured we could get drunk and make shit happen"
P2: "I'm there."

People playing beer pong:

P1: "What the hell dude that was a stupid-ass off-the-wall bounce"

P2: "I don't know about you but I'm tryin to make shit happen here, we're down 8 cups! If I make that shot that's a moral victory right there, not to mention the 2 cups it puts down. Good shot in my book."

Playing basket ball person one pulls up from 28 feet: "NBA THREE!" *air ball*

Treammate "What the fuck was that?"

P1: "Making shit happen dude, what the hell are YOU doing to help the team win?"

Teammate: "God dammit..."

by PBEARodactyl January 25, 2011

a slap happy hellacopter

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!

yo i gave ya moms a slap happy hellacopter last night!!!

by Dave 6 September 23, 2003

Super Fun Happy Slide

You'll find out when you hit the bottom.

Super fun happy slide. No. I guess killing people will be fun enough.

by yes August 4, 2003

happy face

The face a man pulls when having sexual intercourse. Similar to that of a warface for some men. If participating in a group sexual activity, a man may be exposed to another man's happy face.

I do not want to see another man's happy face.

by Binny from Bev Road April 9, 2008

happy slap

A bunch of cunting chavs who hit people when least expected and film it for fun

"I was sitting next to the dude who got happy slapped on the way home" - Mary

by Theoneandonlylaura July 8, 2005