Goose

Someone who is incontrollably drunk. Most commonly used to describe a happy drunk but can sometimes be used to describe someone who is in a very bad way

Can also be used in the phrase "On the Goose" - to go out with other people and get drunk

Look at that Goose!
He's goosed!
I'm a Goose!
Anyone coming out on the Goose?

by Gozzled October 12, 2007

goose

poking a friend with a goose shaped hand gesture as a show of love!

"hey goose* goose* "
"goose* you too"

by jossiander May 20, 2008

Goose

A word used to call "dibs" on a hot girl when spotted with a group of friends. Also, "Moose" is used instead of "Milf".

Person 1: "Goose!"

Person 2: "Nice! She's a cutie"

by TogetherLikeBros August 17, 2011

Drown the Goose

The act of urinating in a rusty bucket over the course of two years for the purpose of dumping over your partner's face during sex once at the moment of climax.

Bro 1: yo broski, last night was so tubular!
Bro 2: yo what happened broseph? Did you drown the goose on that chick you were talking about in the group chat last night?
Bro 1: Hells yeah! Sheila was so pissed! Lolz!
Bro 2: Aw shucks not again

by Goosedrowner82 June 14, 2016

goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.

'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'

by seren black November 4, 2009

Goose

Word referring to one who is acquainted with alcohol in such a way that they are so hammered, they begin to act and sound like the very animal.

*Hammered man dancing on street wielding Grey Goose in one hand and Smirnoff in the other*

Bystander, "Is it just me, or is that man a goose!"

Other bystander, "It appears that he is."

*Loud thump is heard by all in the vicinity*

Other bystander, "Now it appears he is roadkill."

by FlamingDonuthole911 July 7, 2010

goose

Shot from behind.

lol shit fool ima get goosed.

by nick January 24, 2004