German

The easiest language in the world:

Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane

The German accent is hard to get rid of.

by EinsMalte September 20, 2022

west german

ur an idiot and fatherless.

"stop being west german."

by AK - 0 September 24, 2022

German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.

My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.

by Bear5200 September 30, 2022

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

German Friday

When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.

Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*

by Codybay1 December 18, 2021

German Bias

1 Getting beaten up by other Nations but just then your strengths are comin out.
2 Being shit until the team throws up and you have to defend.

"Everything was just fine, but then German Bias hit and his FDG got citadelled by a DD"

by N7_Machine December 26, 2021