whiskey fist

I don't know, but it makes a squelching sound.

I was trying to say whitney fisk, but all I came up with was whiskey fist.

by Anonynimous September 8, 2006

Whiskey Fist

When a male/female has had so much to drink that his/her hand and arm are so limp that they can not perform the act of fisting on the receiving female or male;

Similar to whiskey dick but involving the hand and arm.

I had the worst case of whiskey fist last night, I was all lubed up and set to go and just couldn't get it up....(showing a limp hand hitting clenched fist motion)

by The Geochode June 4, 2010

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

mummy's fist

To have ones large penis strapped or bandaged with a splint after suffering an injury of Bill Clinton proportions.

"The operation went OK but afterwards it was like staring at a mummy's fist".

by Giles Bradley April 24, 2005

(The) Terrorist Fist Jab

a sex act involving a particular verbal cue that is followed by penetration of another's anus.

when a man, while engaged in coitus with a woman in the doggie-style position, performs (The) Terrorist Fist Jab by shrieking an expletive in faux Arabic then inserting his fist into the woman's anus.

by Prefunct October 9, 2008

fistagon

Someone who is a complete ass, suggesting an ass that has the capacity to host a large foreign object, such as a fist or a Buick.

See that guy over there driving the BMW and playing System of a Down way too loud? He's a giant fistagon.

by pedagogue July 17, 2006

Fist-a-Cuffs

a. A word to be said at a loud volume at any given moment.

b.Something you call one of your friends.

a. FIST-A-CUFFS!!!

b. Waddup Fist-a-Cuffs?

by Dan Somerville October 24, 2008