ethan evenson

A big dick that used to date a lesbian and likes to eat pussy

"John is such an Ethan Evenson"

by Your friend bbbrrrooockkk July 21, 2016

Ashley Evens

A slut or hoe. Will always try to suck a dick. Most of them have curly hair. Mostly skinny twig like figures with no meat of her. Always will have an eighty's look. These people are also weird and can't stay off of a certain topic for months.

Did you see that girl? She definitely looked like an Ashley Evens!

by De Subiie January 9, 2017

get even

To get back at somebody.

To punish someone who did something to you.

She wants to get even with the guy who hit her with the ball.

by MikaMegumi July 13, 2017

Lars-Even

An extremely cool guy. Is the best gamer ever.
You are a Lars-Even

You are such Lars-Even or You are a Lars-Even

by Larsern11 November 13, 2017

Getting even

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.

Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"

by Nathan the master of stupid July 24, 2018

An Everton

To fuck something up

Winning 2-0 and we did an Everton and lost it 3-2

by BigDunc August 25, 2018

Grab Even More Ass Day

It is on April 13th were you grab even more asses than the days before.
Guys or Girls, but if you are a guy grabbing another guy's ass you should say "no homo"

Let's go grab that ass because it's Grab Even More Ass Day

by JordanGravener April 11, 2019