Ethan

Ethan is the most perfect boy ever. He is so lovely. Not all people like him. But some people love him. If you're dating him watch out. As soon as you date him everyone will go for him. Ethan is the most caring boyfriend ever although you will fight with him. You always get over it within minutes. Hes very loyal and "trustworthy . If you're a cheer leader you can easily convince him to come to your games. He will love you with all of his heart. If you want him to get you something he will get it right away. You will have lots of inside jokes

Person 1: "Ethan is so sweet"

His gf: "BACK OFF HES MINE"

by 6dhs August 20, 2019

Ethan

A man with a two inch dick, who loves to spend their time masturbating to gay porn. They often suck their best friend’s dick, and get STDs.

“Bro where’s Ethan at, I need my daily head.”

by Johna LongSchlong October 13, 2019

Ethan

Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.

Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.

Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.

Gary: Same.

by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019

Ethan

A man usually that has a small midget dick

He has a real Ethan

by Frankie 555 October 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a coo persons we met in pakistan in a air raid shelter and we knew it was love at first sight now we're in the grave after stepping on a landmine but we are closer than ever!

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

a sexy sexy boy who can seduce even his own kids into bed with him, he always pounds them in double trouble with his slimy feet rubbing again their tiny feeble legs

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

the gif will tell you everything about him, a hood nigga who is just looking for some blue cheese to put on his greasy ass toes and he wants to put the cheese in his toenails, deep down

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019