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Dylan is a guy with a big brain upstairs. He has the sweetest smile and a kind heart. He's a giant geek, and reminds me of Geek Charming! He has a cat mouth, and looks like Seito Kaiba! He's a size 11 shoe, and bro is definitely packing downstairs. He's a great friend and even better partner; he's smart too. But he's super shy.
Matt: Dylan is my best friend!
Lulu: Dylan is always stealing from Matt.
Dylan by Waifu!~ June 19, 2023
Dylan’s a dry guy

Dylan’s won’t ask maddies out

Dylan’s a decent guy
Person 1: “Dylan you should ask maddie out on a date.”
Dylan: “no”
Dylan by Not Brooke June 23, 2023
Dylan is a weird kid. sometimes he’ll cry over games, or have um.. *fun* in class. He’s.. well, he’s a dylan.
“..why is he playing with his retainer- eww, it fell on my paper!”
dylan: “*crying*”
Dylan by Erika&Zamira&Red July 5, 2023
dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.
person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
Dylan by shy <3 July 17, 2023
A grade 8 boy living in Antartica that is tall
"Wassap Dylan"
Making a mistake against your coach in Muay Thai that results in being punished so visciously
Oh god he teep’d him in the face!
Ohhhh… he pulled a Dylan! He’s dead…
Dylan by kiazenSmash October 5, 2023