douche cloud

One who goes around the world raining douchisms on everybody he/she meets.

Man that guy Alex has become a real Douche Cloud.

by Sandron Kirk February 18, 2008

Douche Bag

Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

by AllehChan June 17, 2009

Douche Baggins

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.

1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.

by pincherslug July 27, 2006

douche fucker

A person who pisses someone else off to the fullest extreme.

What a fucking douche fucker. I hate him.

by Lyndsey January 17, 2004

Backseat Douche

The equivalent of a backseat driver, for any other scenario.

Guy 1: yo you should move the camera over there instead for the next shot.

Guy 2: stop being such a backseat Douche.

Friend: not to be a backseat Douche, but that detergent is better

by Wudafuxup February 23, 2011

douche tooth

The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.

Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.

by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008

Douche bag

1) A bag that can contain vaginal discharge.

2) An insult that can be directed to many different groups of people, such as:
a) plain old idiots
b) idiots who think they actually know what they're talking about
c) People whose head are about to explode from their inflated ego
d) People who flaunt their ignorance in an offensive and outright manner.

For the cure to douche baggery please visit youtube, keywords "Cure for Douch Bags"

Jimmy: I'M THE SHIT!!!!

John: . . .Dude, you're such a douche bag . . .

by Daisy91 November 3, 2008