dead cock

A dead cock is the meaning for having a very sore penis. It can happen from the following.

1. Have sex so many times in 1 day.

2. Getting punched/kicked in the penis.

3. Masturbating a lot.

1. ''Hmmmm, oooowww. Fuck man! that bitch road me all night!''

2. ''I got the most deadest cock ever!, gorge is going around punching people in the cock, watch out dude.''

3. ''Wow, i never knew you could get a dead cock from masturbating a lot!, well fred don't try to wank(masturbate) 50 times in one day.I'll be out of juice the next month.''
fred: ''Hahaha, iv'e had that same experience before''

by adam096 December 22, 2009

dead paper

A Loan that is uncollectible

All The once-powerful mighty Banker had left is a bunch of unfulfilled promises and Dead Paper

by Wind Painter March 15, 2017

che dead

A noun meaning to fake one's death through the use of chat and lurk for many years to come while vowing through others that you are really dead.

This is similar to the phenomenon of leaving chat 'forever' and returning 5 mins later.
As well as faking a stroke or serious illness to gain attention.

The 'death' of CHE, the 'stroke' of Mikron and many other incidents of chatdom.

by ;) November 19, 2004

The Dead Milkmen

A very OLD punk band.

The Dead Milkmen are weird

by Larstait November 10, 2003

Dead Flowers

Dead flowers is a song by the Rolling Stones which in this case is defined as heroin.

Send me dead flowers every morning (phrase from the song)

by Sir Coley September 17, 2008

Dead Ohio

Experiencing total anxiety and boredom for a short period of time because you have time before you have to go to work but not enough to get anything done. Time is usually spent pacing back and forth or doing useless minor chores as you wait for the time to leave. Normally occurs in between classes or jobs.

I had a Dead Ohio yesterday because when i got home from school i had work in an hour and got ready way too early.

by lllHlll June 11, 2006

dead elves

Referrring to a group of people that is no fun by virtue of acting like puritans, boy scouts, or for their failure to participate. Since the word "lame" has itself been very lame for quite some time, this new term has stepped in to fill that need.

"So did John & Lisa make it out to the club last night?"
"No! Those f*cking dead elves!"

by FunkyBumpkin April 28, 2005