the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.
De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.
Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.
Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.
Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
by gawthic1 June 6, 2010
Get the de-crappingmug. The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023
Get the Crap Napmug. by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017
Get the Old-crapmug. A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.
Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023
Get the Jack Crapmug. *Me and mother driving along road.*
*Mother looks out window*
Mother: Holy crap!
*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*
*Mother looks out window*
Mother: Holy crap!
*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*
by Big jimmyz October 31, 2022
Get the Crapmug. When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
Get the Crap Cookiemug.