by penal cavity April 29, 2016
when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"
by mmdog June 15, 2010
by PSEUDYHYDNUM May 11, 2018
Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022
by Bogwonron July 02, 2022
1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.
Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*
Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”
Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”
Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”
Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”
by Perhaps? August 20, 2022
The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away
by yee-yee haircut July 22, 2024