cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

deusch coonie

n. to reference their lame qualities;and or a put down.

*Has nothing to do with a racial or sexist statement,
yet is a great combination of them.

Deusch coonies insist Jesus in purple pinstripes.

by sonicyoung November 15, 2007

alessandra coons

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!

I love her she is... Alessandra Coons

by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017

Ole' Cooner Boomer

The action of placing a firework within a black person's (commonly known as a nigger) ass, and detonating it.

I gave Hazel the Ole' Cooner Boomer and her nephews thanked me with Grape Kool-Aid and a B.J.

by atychiphilia February 15, 2020

color cooney

A bit rascist, cooney, meaning stupid/crazy and color, towards black people. So color conney meaning stupid black person.

Nigger boo, jigger boo, color cooney. Black and muck and brown babooney. Melon muncher, chicken bone sucker.

by memesfordays..! August 19, 2023

coondog

The art of smacking somebody in the balls totally off-guard.

Think Fast! COONDOG!

by jojuhboy January 15, 2008

Coonstro

A Canadian Salvadorean woman whom works at big lots, dates a mexicoon, and owns a happy ass puppy. :D

We all know Jorgy has a sister named coonstro.

Also see facebook dot com/home.php#!/AnnannA4

by Crimmy! aka Coonchez. May 26, 2011