phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

kentucky condom

A bandana tied around your penis

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana

by Lord_chips September 22, 2017

kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.

I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.

by NotWadeW October 4, 2017

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.

"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom

by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017

Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.

I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.

by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017

business condoms

An in-ear piece that lets other people in the office know you're uninterested in interacting with others. Business Condoms block you from receiving unnecessary and unwanted verbal ideas and diseases. Most commonly known as Apple iPhone headphones (the Trojans of business condoms).

Andrew: Taylor, take out your business condoms and listen to me.

Taylor: (removes headphones)

by Tmoney2288 November 3, 2017