Danger close is first performed by inserting anal beads into your partners butthole. Then when your partner is at the point of orgasming pull the anal beads out of her butthole quickly by the ring and kick them away by the ass screaming "FRAG OUT!"
Janet:"Yeah Jimmy and I did a Danger Close last night!"
Jolie:"Wow that's crazy!"
Janet:"Yeah! My ass hurts so bad!"
Jolie:"Wow that's crazy!"
Janet:"Yeah! My ass hurts so bad!"
by Hajsksks September 3, 2016
Get the Danger Close mug.Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.
I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.
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A marine in training. A person who aspires to me a marine someday. A hardcore motherfucker who doesn't care about being uncivilized while having the ability of being civilized.
He hopes that he'll get drafted someday that loser is a closeted psycho who needs a reason to live and die.
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by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the sucklingly close mug.This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)
"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"
by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011
Get the That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart mug.a closter whore is a male or female who sleeps around with members of the same sex, yet denies they are homosexual when asked by a person who they've slept with. it's a person who is in the clost yet sleeps around with the same sex.
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