woah caps lock

The act of typing a sentence without realizing the caps lock button was pressed until after the message has been sent.

Person: YEAH I KNOW, RIGHT?
Woah caps lock.

by monkeymanta April 13, 2009

swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007

Cap and Ball Torture

The illicit practice of not lubricating the cylinders on Cap and Ball Revolvers before firing.

Union Soldier 1: "Ole Henry over there is into Cap and Ball Torture"

Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"

by WarFrog___935 April 4, 2023

Knee cap slap

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.

Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*

by NotYourBoo22 November 2, 2018

Pen Cap Effect

Pen Cap Effect - When a male of the human species has an erection while laying down and tries to roll over from ones back to his stomach and is stopped by ones erection either way he rolls thus resembles the way of a "Pen Cap" would roll being stopped by the part of the pen cap in which you use to hold your pen to a sheet of paper or the pocket of your shirt.

Jon: Man I couldn't get comfy last night.

Kylie: Why not?

Jon: Well I wanted to lay on my stomach but every time I tried to roll over I would get the Pen Cap Effect and would be afraid it would break or something.

Kylie: Oh dear...

by Kornaxx19 October 14, 2012

All cap no facts

Cap, meaning fake or lies. No Facts, of course meaning no information.
This means that the person stating “all cap no facts” is saying you are lying, or being fake.

“You can turn into a dolphin? All cap no facts bro.”

by Goober_Hawthorne February 24, 2023

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020