boner oven

A woman's vagina.

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.

by penishandle June 4, 2018

Railroad Boner

A model train hobbyist who gets an erection to a train passing through a tunnel.

Tony was working on the railroad when a train came through the tunnel causing him to achieve a railroad boner.

by Railfan22 February 8, 2023

Cement Boner

When you have a boner for so long that it becomes so hard that it could crack the pavement on the sidewalk if you fell down

Hold on man, let this cement boner die down, then I'll play ball

by kevro February 11, 2015

Crippling Boner

When you get a boner so hard you are unable to walk.

I can't stand up right now i have a crippling boner!

by Impaler118 February 9, 2017

coner boner

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.

My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!

by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013

Compassion Boner

The state of easily and unwittingly spilling your compassionate energy into a less constructive cause.

She had a compassion boner and gave her last 5 dollars to that stereo thief.

by Slanglord9000 May 8, 2016

Marvel Boner

Getting an erection before, during and after watching “Avengers - Infinity War” and keeping it hard by rewatchng all Marvel movies just to go see the movie again.

Dude! I’m so stoked to go see the new Avengers movie “Avengers - Infinity wars” that I’ve had a Marvel Boner for days! Let’s go watch it, you’ll see what I mean!

by Toonis May 31, 2018