To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
by Narll1 November 1, 2010
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The nightmare of Morris, a retard admin of a toxic Telegram group.
A friend of Teesta, Mahi, Mobin, Sam, Kriti, Nidhi, Reaper, Akhilesh, Tanay, Brown, Daksh and many others.
The elder brother of Clara, and younger brother of Kavi and Aishi.
Former role playing husband of Anusha and an ex of Scarlett.
Currently a single guy due to the failure of a love story for trust issues.
A guy with old fashioned perspectives and ethics.
A nature lover who likes genuine things and not materialism or artificial stuffs.
More interested in deep introspection and soul to soul or heart to heart connection with people than new age artificial lusts like technological stuff or super cars.
Doesn't trust offline love so falls in love online so that each lover can love the other genuinely, blindly and unconditionally rather than for their looks, physique or money.
A very complicated and incomprehensible person who can't be understood very easily.
The nightmare of Morris, a retard admin of a toxic Telegram group.
A friend of Teesta, Mahi, Mobin, Sam, Kriti, Nidhi, Reaper, Akhilesh, Tanay, Brown, Daksh and many others.
The elder brother of Clara, and younger brother of Kavi and Aishi.
Former role playing husband of Anusha and an ex of Scarlett.
Currently a single guy due to the failure of a love story for trust issues.
A guy with old fashioned perspectives and ethics.
A nature lover who likes genuine things and not materialism or artificial stuffs.
More interested in deep introspection and soul to soul or heart to heart connection with people than new age artificial lusts like technological stuff or super cars.
Doesn't trust offline love so falls in love online so that each lover can love the other genuinely, blindly and unconditionally rather than for their looks, physique or money.
A very complicated and incomprehensible person who can't be understood very easily.
Damn! The Batman (TG) is back! Now he'll change the entire atmosphere of the group.
"Morris, run!", said Reaper, "He's gonna create a channel and roast you."
The 16 inch gun of The Batman (TG) surely made Mikey and others rethink their sexual orientation.
OMG! The Batman is making an entry! Play the KGF theme asap!
"Morris, run!", said Reaper, "He's gonna create a channel and roast you."
The 16 inch gun of The Batman (TG) surely made Mikey and others rethink their sexual orientation.
OMG! The Batman is making an entry! Play the KGF theme asap!
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Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
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I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
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