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Phantom Batter

To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.

By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.
Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"
by Narll1 November 1, 2010
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Korean Batman

Another name for vigil, an operator from Rainbow Six Siege. He got the nickname because his parents died, he wears a mask, and he's Korean.
Damn it, I just got killed by Korean Batman.
by Moe Lester Man August 10, 2019
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The Batman (TG)

The most headline-making, controversial and well-known figure on Telegram.

The nightmare of Morris, a retard admin of a toxic Telegram group.

A friend of Teesta, Mahi, Mobin, Sam, Kriti, Nidhi, Reaper, Akhilesh, Tanay, Brown, Daksh and many others.

The elder brother of Clara, and younger brother of Kavi and Aishi.

Former role playing husband of Anusha and an ex of Scarlett.

Currently a single guy due to the failure of a love story for trust issues.

A guy with old fashioned perspectives and ethics.

A nature lover who likes genuine things and not materialism or artificial stuffs.

More interested in deep introspection and soul to soul or heart to heart connection with people than new age artificial lusts like technological stuff or super cars.

Doesn't trust offline love so falls in love online so that each lover can love the other genuinely, blindly and unconditionally rather than for their looks, physique or money.

A very complicated and incomprehensible person who can't be understood very easily.
Damn! The Batman (TG) is back! Now he'll change the entire atmosphere of the group.

"Morris, run!", said Reaper, "He's gonna create a channel and roast you."

The 16 inch gun of The Batman (TG) surely made Mikey and others rethink their sexual orientation.

OMG! The Batman is making an entry! Play the KGF theme asap!
by The Death Reminder October 13, 2022
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Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.
Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.
by Boner D February 1, 2012
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Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
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bathroom yellow pages

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.
I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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bathseba

A beautiful, independent girl, who doesn't need anyone to make decisions for her as everything she has done in life was from her OWN hard work. She can be chatty, lively and friendly to people she meets and is a real crowd pleaser. Even though she can be quite naïve she stands her ground while holding her crown!
A name given to a girl "Bathseba"
by A real chargie May 6, 2018
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