A term used by frat boys and jocks who like frat boy ass sports such as football and hockey. Coined by members of barstool sports to describe males who love their respective cities regardless of their accomplishments or legitimate value. Can be used with any city - insert “guy”. Normally spoken on round 12 of beers at the local pub when talking about literally anybody.
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Brandon Boston is the most handsome young man to walk this earth. Brandon Boston is literal perfection and no one will have his level of greatness at the end of the day.
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Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.
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Get the Resting Boston face mug.A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
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Get the Soft Boston mug.The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
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