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big boston guy

A term used by frat boys and jocks who like frat boy ass sports such as football and hockey. Coined by members of barstool sports to describe males who love their respective cities regardless of their accomplishments or legitimate value. Can be used with any city - insert “guy”. Normally spoken on round 12 of beers at the local pub when talking about literally anybody.
Did you see what davey pageviews said about worcester?

Oh absolutely. Davey, big boston guy.
by MikeyMoney787 November 25, 2022
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The Boston Rolex

An ugly ass Green Rolex that you wear solely for the fact that you want someone with a ripped Larry Bird jersey to jump you and beat you the fuck up, not to take the rolex because its disgusting looking, but just because you chose to wear a green rolex
Michael wished he had The Boston Rolex because he doesn't want love
by Kiri's Content House December 20, 2022
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Brandon Boston

Brandon Boston is the most handsome young man to walk this earth. Brandon Boston is literal perfection and no one will have his level of greatness at the end of the day.
by vhs_hoopers February 12, 2023
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The Boston Molassacre

The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassacre, was an industrial accident in 1919 where molasses flooded parts of Boston after a tank full of the stuff fell over.
Even 100 years after The Boston Molassacre, the city of Boston continues to be one of the stickiest cities in the world.
by anuncertainsomeone July 3, 2023
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Resting Boston face

When you look mean, but you’re really just from Boston…. And you’re mean.
I stayed far away from that guy over at the bar with the Guinness and the resting Boston face.
by Dot rat 999 August 8, 2023
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Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023
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John Boston

The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.

Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.

The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
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