april 24

the day my beautiful boyfriend celebrates his birthday. hopefully he knows that i will love him as long as i can with everything i have in me. he also has a fat ass😋

yo it’s my boyfriends birthday!!
-april 24? he must be an amazing guy

by smallspoon April 20, 2022

10th april

the day wrigis nitro expires

me: "wrigi your nitro expires today, the 10th april"
wrigi: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by ronniehh April 9, 2021

1 April

Zarah n Whirlon Day

Whirlon:Zarah do you know what day its today
Zarah:1 april ?
Whirlon: no dummy its our day

by Joshuabukasa May 23, 2021

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

April 11

the day in which you have to slap anyone named Jayden/Jaden. make sure it’s a big slap!!

it’s april 11!! where is jayden/jaden?? i have to slap them real hard!

by sowjndkaoajdks April 9, 2022

April 24

A day were six disgusting man decided to make a day to defend r@p3, so ladies get pepper spray and guns don’t forget to bring a baseball bat :)

Girl one : ready to beat r@p!st one April 24 !
Girl two : Yay let’s also get our shot guns ?

by KiaratheBEST12345 February 15, 2023