April third

The act of blowing up one pussy with fireworks during an orgy full of 80 year old men ejaculating on a hunky fat black man

I was out with my girlfriend until I got to experience April third

by Eniggama April 13, 2022

April 9

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

by Ps170schools July 7, 2021

april 24

the day my beautiful boyfriend celebrates his birthday. hopefully he knows that i will love him as long as i can with everything i have in me. he also has a fat ass😋

yo it’s my boyfriends birthday!!
-april 24? he must be an amazing guy

by smallspoon April 20, 2022

April 11

The day. When you kiss your bestfriend

You kiss your best friend this day. On April 11

by Paris35322 April 9, 2022

April 26

This day in particular, is when people with curled-like hair are born. As people with the curly hair genetic turn out more attractive, if they were to be born on this exact day, it’s almost impossible to take your eyes off of them. They stand out and above the crowd and it’s easy to feel intimidated at first glance.

Jack: Wow, look at her and her flowing hair!

Dominic: She’s so fine! She must have been born on April 26th.

Jack: Then go talk to her.

Dominic: I can’t, she’s just so hot!

by Jacqueline<3 November 20, 2019

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

April 24th

The day where multiple Josh Swains will fight until one remains.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.

"Yo, did you hear about april 24th?"

"Yes, It will be the greatest fight ever!"

by Purpledandy April 21, 2021