April 21

National your boyfriend comes over day! He comes over and you get to cuddle for two hours then do whatever he wants!

Kaitlyn: wanna come over?
Caleb: not really

Kaitlyn: oopsie you have too it’s April 21
Caleb: what’s that mean?
Kaitlyn: national your boyfriend comes over day
Caleb: oh lord

Kaitlyn: and cuddle for two hours
Caleb: fuck

by Chicken fired beef April 21, 2021

April 24th

The day where multiple Josh Swains will fight until one remains.
The winner will be the real josh swain and will become the ultimate being.
This will happen at 40.8223286, -96.7982002 Noon.

"Yo, did you hear about april 24th?"

"Yes, It will be the greatest fight ever!"

by Purpledandy April 21, 2021

April 16

National anti sending nudes day

Babe I know it’s April 16 which is national horny day but it’s also anti sending nudes day, sorry!

by Lmao54321 April 16, 2020

April 27

FUCK MEE6 DAY

NEVER FORGET HIS STUPID ASS IN A NEGATIVE TONE!!!

Holy shit it’s April 27

What’s that

It’s fuck mee6 day dumb fuck

Oh right

by Radicalghost April 27, 2022

April 4th

National fuck your wife day!
Fuck your wife while playing Pokémon GO.

I fucked my wife while playing Pokemon GO, exactly on April 4th her vagina was hotter than a Charizard.

by ☆★Midas★☆ April 3, 2022

April 11

The day. When you kiss your bestfriend

You kiss your best friend this day. On April 11

by Paris35322 April 9, 2022

April 11

the day in which you have to slap anyone named Jayden/Jaden. make sure it’s a big slap!!

it’s april 11!! where is jayden/jaden?? i have to slap them real hard!

by sowjndkaoajdks April 9, 2022