alcohold

the stranglehold that alcohol consumption puts you under.

A: "man, I drank so much beer I can barely walk anymore"
B: "that's the alcohold"

by canadianbacon11 April 15, 2008

[alcohol]

A telescope into your sub-conscious.

"I ate Jimmy? Woah I've been wanting to do that for months, thanks alcohol!"

by lajos. January 27, 2009

alcoLOLic

someone who can't get enough LOL jokes when drunk, or, someone who can't get enough LOLjokes about drunks.

"oh man, we should take a pic of that passed out chick that we drew all over and label it with a stupid caption, and publish it on the internets."

"you are an alcoLOLic."

by alcoLOLz March 25, 2009

alchahol

Punch drink that sounds like it be alcohol, and illegal for those under 21, but it's not! coughcough..

after a few glasses of alchahol, mary failed the spelling bee with a spelling of "a-l-c-h-a-h-o-l"

by American Pie#2 May 26, 2009

Alcalostomy

Using full administration privileges, the accidental, complete and total eradication of all files on a Linux server using the command:

rm -rf /

This is only a full alcalostomy if you then do nothing to recover from this error, even when full backups and data recovery plans and procedures exist and are your required duties.

Ben fat fingered the command to erase all files, giving the server an Alcalostomy!

by The Lonely Loser of Linux October 16, 2009

Alchocallic

A person who is employed to call and call and call customers all day long to get them to be interested in a product or service.

The internet response team is filled with alchocallics.

by Buffnuggle January 24, 2010

Alchohomo

A person who participates in homosexual activities only under the unfluence of alcohol.

Someone that is drunk and hooks up with the same sex, but says they are not gay when they become sober.

My friend Lisa is an Alchohomo, she's only into girls when she gets fucked up!!

by femmy369 June 14, 2010