alberto

a certain individual, particulary of Mexican descent, who enjoys "borrowing" military/ government issued gear and selling it for his own profit. The certain items an Alberto prefers, cost anywhere from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. Generally an Alberto wont risk "borrowing" an item if the paper stacks ain't right(alot of money). An Alberto doesnt necessarily have to be in the military. He/she could acquire the item from a contact.

Jose: "Pablo, hey have you seen those brand new radios. Our Lieutenant is gonna go crazy when he hears about them!"

Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?

Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"

Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"

Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?

by H MOney Bags A.k.A. Ladies Holla August 4, 2006

Abercrombie

A clothing retailer that was founded in 1892 by David T. Abercrombie and Ezra Fitch. It was originally founded as a sporting goods company. It was also the first American company to sell the game Mahjong (what a great game! :D)
Link to an Abercrombie catalogue from 1909:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Aafc2.jpg
The clothing company is now one of the most popular clothing brands, with a annual revenue of $3.749 billion (2007). It has many side brands, Gilly Hicks (underwear) RUEHL, and Hollister Co.

The Shady Side
Abercrombie has released contreversial tee shirts and catologues before.

Abercrombie mainly caters to the teen population, and embodies a casual lifestyle.

Competitors: American Eagle, Aeropostale, J Crew and Gap

I went to Abercrombie the other day and bought a pair of jeans.

by Anti-Greyhound Racing October 26, 2008

Abercrombie

An expensive line of clothing most oftne worn by college studetns, but occasionally worn by thirty somethings who are in somewhat decent shape. A lot of the thirty something females are hot for their age, know it, and wear these clothes to show it. They are what we call a Milf, or what I call a midds} (mother I did doggy style).

She 37, hot as hell, has three kids, but I would do her abercrombie style.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

abercrombie and fitch

a store that makes "quality" clothing with these totally awesome materials that can't be found anywhere else, so you MUST pay 100$ for a skirt that has less material than a bathing suit or 30$ on a shirt, when their 30$ are going to embroider a freaking MOOSE on the corner of the shirt. what a load of flaming bullpoopy. why in the world would anyone in their right mind spend 30$ on ONE shirt. my freaking lord.

"cool" girl 1;; oh my gawsh, look at this shirt that i got at A&F, && now im like, totally BROKE!
smart girl 2;; well why the hell did you spend 40$ on it?!?!?! am i supposed to care that you're broke now?!

by lena May 13, 2005

Abercrombie and Fitch

A popular preppy/vintage style store that targets the high school and college age group. Their tag line is "Casual Luxury". If you're hot and skinny, you shop there; even though you know it's overpriced. It's a step below designer clothing , so even though the prices are high, they're not as expensive as Bebe or Tru Religion. Designer look for cheaper. The people who hate Abercrombie are the ones who can't fit into it.

LFO Song: I Like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch

Who doesn't?

by JTeezy April 18, 2006

Abercrombie and Fitch

Abercrombie and Fitch is a store found in nearly every mall in the United States that caters to the preppy crowd. The clothes are really found on minorities and is despised by punks and others like that since they see it as a sign of conformity, even though they all conform to the norms of their own groups making them conformists in their own right. The clothes are overpriced and not the best looking, plus the music they play can keep people away.

I can't go in to the store since I can't stand five-seconds of the music played in there. It is sometype of gay techno shit you probably hear at raves where everyone is too fucked up to know what they are listening to.

by hasafienda April 27, 2005

abercrombie and fitch

A crappy store, full of crappy overpriced clothing..and has no sizes bigger then a 2.

Like OMG, lets go to abercrombie and fitch, and buy a shirt for only 60 dollarrs!

by unlovedwarior October 15, 2007