Sprocket arse it

To consume alcoholic or narcotic beverages via anal ingestion and retention until intoxication.

Them thar skooligan gals in elementary was in the toilets sprocket arse it a slim Jim each so as teacher wouldn't smell it on their breath ...like , yeah man !

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss June 23, 2021

wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.

Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.

by joelster7455 October 12, 2015

watery arse

To be scared or frightened to do something. Or to be soft or weak

What? You won't jump of that! Ya watery arse!

by Tbonehardy May 03, 2016

arse dust

A cloud of dust blown from an arse, when a powerful fart is expelled.

Wow man, did you see that? That man has major arse dust.

by Stuhen June 28, 2017

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 04, 2025

an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 12, 2017

Cat-arsed

When your plan is slightly squashed but not going terribly wrong.

(In America it's called 'cat-assed', but that doesn't make any sense as it has nothing to do with donkeys.)

"I was going to Tainan this weekend but my plan got cat-arsed so I had to cancel it."
"Meow."

by Tom Joseph July 12, 2016