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no balls july

Cut yo balls off after pride month and can’t grow them back for a month
Man no balls July sucks

You’ll grow them back
by Ex-mentally ill June 18, 2022
mugGet the no balls julymug.

Sam ball

Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).

He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
Sam ball cant get bitches with his 3’1 looking ass 😹👎
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
mugGet the Sam ballmug.

flips balls

My dog flips balls when boys with hats enter the room, and then attacks them.
by Scubatroupe December 9, 2008
mugGet the flips ballsmug.

Crop Balls

When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.

My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.

Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.

Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.

Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
mugGet the Crop Ballsmug.

Ball oysters

The chunky sludge with a pungent bouquet, puked out from deep within the nut sack. The type of semen that needs to be scooped versus smeared off with someone's dirty shitrag. If it has the opportunity to slide downhill, like being burped out a blown open asshole or gaping puss, it leaves behind snail marks while maintaining its form. In a wanting mouth, the yoke can be chewed with your pink licking stick.
Don't cum in my ass. I want to taste my shitpipe while shucking down your ball oysters. Or, squirt one out in me so I can plop out these ball oysters on your chest.
by Kissel August 22, 2023
mugGet the Ball oystersmug.

Chingo Balls

Chingo balls, chingo balls, chingo all the way...
by Gillespie Furniture December 21, 2008
mugGet the Chingo Ballsmug.

scary ball

"oh wow, it's 5:00 AM, here comes the scary ball.
by ephedrine July 15, 2009
mugGet the scary ballmug.

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