Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

by Phallus Festivus December 11, 2014

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Go south on a dirty muff

I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...

by SELNC January 21, 2020

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Muff mining

Opposite of a gold digger.

He's muff mining hard bro

by Plasteck February 12, 2016

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Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.

(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.

by Jay & Jane June 29, 2023

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