Jason

A big nosed fuck with blue hair

Ethan:howl Jason

Jason: aye mate

Ethan: you’ve got an enourmous nose and blue hair ya granny basher

Jason: I know, thank you my king

by King of all kings November 27, 2018

Jason

Big nosed, blue haired fuck

Ethan: Jason

Jason: yes my king

Ethan: ur a big nosed blue haired fuck

Jason: thank you for your honesty my king, would u like a blowjob?

by King of all kings November 27, 2018

Jason Jing

Someone who stabs people with very sharp wood chips

Jason Jing stabbed me

by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018

Jason Jing

A murderer who uses woodchips to kill people

Jason Jing stabbed me with a wood chip

by UnkyirishDefault November 29, 2018

jason jager

Just plain old Amazing!!!

I wish I was Jason Jager!!

by Jag74Man July 11, 2017

Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.

-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.

by Jelly bean August 13, 2017

Jason

7-inch shlong
Mad separation issues
"Good at basketball"
Says "That's Game" whenever he does something minor
Has a hot layup form tho
Has had at least one girlfriend
Looks like a traffic cone with weird hair
And finally, an over 200 day snapchat streak with himself

Damn, thats a real Jason over there.

by notmyrealaccount July 24, 2017