Candy Van Man

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
by Delinger February 25, 2011
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candy slab

A brick of cocaine. Term used in the song "Picture Perfect Feat. Bun B" from Chamillion album.
"you see my slab, you see my candy slab, picture perfect nigga you should take a photograph" - Picture Perfect Feat. Bun B, Chamillion
by Will O April 27, 2006
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candy cracked out

After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head
Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!
by rtrmike November 12, 2013
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Eye Candy

A hott young girl that is too hott for most guys to get but not for you, seh is so hott that you cant take yours off her and you start trippin
neil was in fl and saw mad hott eye candy wit no top on.

Lyman Memorial breeds eye candy
by kyle February 27, 2005
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John Candy

Marijuana ; derived from the term 'canadian' (John Candy was from canada)
Im pimpin some John Candy.
by Distro January 23, 2004
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Candy Cane

The act of a male receiving oral sex and his testicles continually slapping against the chin of the giving party.

Is comparable to a candy cane in that, when you eat a candy cane the little "hook" at the end gets closer and eventually hits your chin.
Dude, I was fucking Jenna's mouth and I was totally giving her a candy cane!
by Nerd Junior February 08, 2006
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Eye candy corn

A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.
From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.

I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.
by QuadConPana October 20, 2014
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