by gudafi October 27, 2011
Get the The Businessmug. Business Tilting is where a Business makes a strategic shift from their established core products and services, to new and improved products, services and customer experience. This tilts the odds in the Business’s favor by making it more likely that customers will buy from them instead of a competitor.
The entrepreneur realized that the key to sustainable growth was not just about profit but also about responsible business tilting towards ethical practices and social responsibility.
by wordowl October 23, 2023
Get the Business Tiltingmug. Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
Get the Business class asylum seekermug. Selling a faulty item or ripping people off (disrespectful price gouging). Having no respect for your business or what you represent. RUNT
by Finnly December 6, 2023
Get the Bad businessmug. Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small business saturdaymug. If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
Get the Small Business Saturdaymug. A friend or relative that used to keep in daily contact with you but since they got a boyfriend, they’ve been too wrapped up in him that they could care less about you
“Maria used to facetime me every night but since she got together with mark, she’s been boyfriend busy” “seems recently all of my friends are too boyfriend busy for me”
by Remili May 18, 2025
Get the boyfriend busymug.